We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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