you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
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i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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