I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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