awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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