Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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