You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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