I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Randomize
