I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
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Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
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I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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