IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
They took my balls.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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