Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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