its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
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Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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