I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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