Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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