Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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