Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I'm going to jail i love you
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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