I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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