If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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