You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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