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(314): View more from Missouri

Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot

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(315): View more from New York

i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again

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(419): View more from Ohio

laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.

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(443): View more from Maryland

No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..

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(815): View more from Illinois

So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.

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(813): View more from Florida

I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.

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