Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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