For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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