If i come over, it means nothing
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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