my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
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Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
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