i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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