Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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