I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Randomize
