One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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