I think my vagina is haunted
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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