Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.

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(419): View more from Ohio

All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.

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(415): View more from California

He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished

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(216): View more from Ohio

Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.

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(512): View more from Texas

The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning

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(520): View more from Arizona

My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...

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(410): View more from Maryland

It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis

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