I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
