My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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