Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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