ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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