Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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