did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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