:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Randomize
