ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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