Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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