What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
