i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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