Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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