Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
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pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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