Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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he fucked my hip out of place.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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