Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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