Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
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This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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