Define "chronic" masturbator.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I met the friendliest cop last night
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
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I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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