just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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