What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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