my room smells like sperm. sweet.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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