How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
