I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
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Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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