He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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