Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
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Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
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All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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