Got a toothbrush?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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