But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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Let's paint friendship bongs
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
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I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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