do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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