I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I just want to make out with him forever
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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