what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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