Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
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He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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